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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Sounds like a regular dentist to me

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preppyinpink9:

Forever reblogging critter shorts

preppyinpink9:

Forever reblogging critter shorts

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HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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actionables:

slothgrrunge:

apclogetic:

lindsaylohoean:

if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*

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A CHAMPAGNE FURBY

for that, he would require no body hair

you’re gonna have to shave the furby, dude

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fixed it

yet another unrealistic expectation for Furbys

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wisepuma23:

thegalacticdeepend:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

And we have a winner.

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Where I'm Waking
Slow Club / Paradise

lothcampethinoth:

i’ve literally only been able to listen to slow club for like 2 months

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112 plays

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

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mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

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Orphan Black premieres today.

laserkillenium:

orphanblack:

We just wanted to be up at midnight to say that.

(Because we are dorks.)

  

I DO. I PLAY THE TRUMPET.

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AND NOW SO DOES SARAH.

THE TRUMPET HAS BEEN SOUNDED.

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